The diabolical detritus of sexual dalliance, the beastly beatitudes of BigPharma, and the terrible tyranny of Time

Haha. He’s on form here …

The Slog

It’s odd, is it not, that one emerges from various amorous calamities not just with yet more wisdom stored away for future use, but also various mementos and keepsakes. The best of them all was a delightful portrait of a giraffe following a fun few weeks with a Finnish lady, because she knew it to be my favourite animal. A Vietnamese Parisian (as adorable as she was unpredictable) pressed a brilliantly designed bloke’s shoulder bag into my possession. Russian Olga donated a business card that declared her to be a Tractor Martekeer – too close to Kompeer the Meerkat for comfort. An Irish lady in Portugal donated a pair of very dark reading glasses which, it seemed to me, she had been using to frame her CNN view of the world for far too long. A British girl gave me a disposable toothbrush entirely in keeping with the nature of…

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