11th November 2014
15 months ago, I placed the following FoI request with Wirral Council. It’s a pretty straightforward query, asking them about the public money cost of their compromise agreements – those desperate gagging clauses that shut people up before they finally move beyond your ‘sphere of influence’.
They messed me about, presumably in a failed attempt to wear me down and dispose of me. As usual, it didn’t work and I’m still here, banging on the Town Hall door well over a year later, hoping that they’ll hearken to the calls of Phil “Open and Transparent” Davies, the Council Leader, and discharge their statutory obligations by answering the request in full.
This query concerns a large number of ‘voluntary’ redundancies, where the council decided it would be a fine and honourable use of public money to gag all 834 members of staff that were being dumped – presumably to protect the council’s reputation and prevent them from ever spilling the beans on some of the outrageous abuse / misconduct / malfeasance / bullying / general thuggery that they’d experienced during their long days of despair and desolation, being ground beneath the council jackboot.
The council responded that having local council tax payers’ interest at the forefront, they’d struck a bargain with an anonymous external group of vultures and had negotiated a lower price to do the sordid deal.
The answer was trotted out and apparently it would only cost us 834 x £75 or a trifling £62,550 to stitch up and gag the lot of them, from senior manager right down to lollipop lady or lunchtime attendant. These bogus figures were even reported to the wider public via the Wirral Globe about a year ago.
After this article was published, the council said absolutely nothing, and by their silence, were happy to allow the fraudulent declared numbers (obviously much lower than the real McCoy) to spread, register and sink into the minds of the wider Wirral public.
I’m a suspicious sort, and at the time, doubted that they were being honest with me. I envisaged that not all the gagging agreements would cost £75.
I imagined some of them would have special terms within them that might very well inflate the price – and that the solicitors involved might be sweating and toiling for as much as an hour or two drawing these up, unlike the £75 a throw bargain basement ones, where “Sharon” would be packed off to the photocopier (at £6.50 an hour) to spend her time running off several hundred copies, tippexing out names and inserting new ones.
I appealed to the ICO, and so it came to pass. Check out this Decision Notice which arrived today, confirming my worst fears:
So, the improved council lied, and left us all to assume that the correct sum would be £65,550 – when in reality the trough of public money had taken a somewhat larger battering, courtesy of a hungry, circling pack of anonymous external solicitors.
But how much larger was it? We’ll have to wait a little longer.
They now have 35 calendar days to come up with something resembling the truth.
So much for the careful stewardship of Wirral Council’s senior staff, with the public interest always close at heart, eh readers?
By the way, I have it on very good authority that although the ICO are pleased to splash dark, foreboding words across their documentation, they have NEVER ONCE IN NINE YEARS followed up their threat to land a failing data controller with contempt of court proceedings.
It’s just hollow and meaningless brinkmanship, done to make them look tough. Haha. In fact, I’m becoming more and more familiar with these people’s scams and wheezes as time trundles on. And they flatter to deceive far too often for my liking.
My prediction is that the council will respond just before time runs out – with days or hours to go, and with something bland and unremarkable – the ICO will puff out its chest, dispense a ponderous endorsement of the council’s actions, and we’ll all go home.
Even if the council misses the so-called ‘deadline’, nothing will happen, and they know that. They rely on it. Proper enforcement action, although solemnly invoked at frequent intervals, is just a ‘bridge too far’ and way too scary for the ICO’s wet blankets to ever get to grips with.
They’re just too damn weak.
(please check back for updates………………)
Fifteen bloody months to discover something like the truth. Heavens above, to think that ‘they’ feel this is the right way to go about business.
This wouldnt have ever happened years ago when Councils up and down the Country were ‘infestation’ free of these suits who shift sums of our money here, there and everywhere simply because they can and its all entirely legal. In days gone by the leadership had all walked in our shoes, they had a grasp of the truth that ‘it’s not my money and I shouldn’t spend it on anything that doesn’t provide value to the public’, and they had no need of a bloody degree in Making Love in Sixteen Different Languages and there was no requirement to talk Codswallop in a language that we are unable to understand.
How on earth did it all happen on our watch? Who invited these tics across the threshold, through the door and say, destroy the business model we’ve used for decades, outsource pretty much everything and lead the front line by cascading emails downwards every single day of the rotten week.
And whatsmore, why did our elected Councillors sit back and think it acceptable that ‘they’ could treat us and our public funding with such contempt instead of challenging this illicit activity. Fifteen bloody months to get something like the truth. It’s disgraceful and what’s worse is most people who fund this madness don’t bloody care. They don’t bloody care! Most couldn’t care less. It’s not that they don’t think. They do. They just don’t care to think hard enough about how a society can slide into corruption because of a culture of greed and self entitlement. Empty their bins, fill the odd bloody pothole in, put on the odd public gathering and entertain them, manage the message and tell them all is just fine and dandy and that’s as much as the people care about.
Tell them about Joanna Inch and they’ll howl from the rooftops and curse the fact that fifteen quid was stolen from a vulnerable victim. Let them know about the culture of Gagging Payments and the vast sums of public money used to silence people and they simply don’t care because they can no longer be bloody bothered.
We’re bloody doomed!