Bobby 47
Oct 6, 2015
What A Wanker, No Poverty In The UK Claims Alan Fucking Sugar
That it’s come to this! The author of this ‘piece’, the remarkably gifted Cardin, who’s literary works have relied upon a high intelligence quotient and an impressive command of the English vocabulary, has now sunk into the uncharted depths of our civil gutter and described Lord Sugar as a ‘Cumstain’! Sweet loving Jesus! Is there no end to these distortions of our great written language.
Yes! To suggest Lord Sugar masturbates is, as far as I’m concerned a measured, balanced and very reasonable comment to make. Let’s face it, for the most part, whilst opinion can be divided, most men and woman, both sexes are equally capable of pleasuring themselves in the privacy of their locked bathroom, it’s not unreasonable to imply that Lord Alan masturbates. Who doesn’t? I’m all for defending any man or woman, both sexes are equally capable of the ‘sneaky touching of their private parts’ in order to achieve personal sexual gratification, who clams that Lord Sugar has been masturbating but to then go onto describing the aforementioned Lord Sugar as a ‘cumstain’ is a step to far if anything I utter is worth a jot of notice.
I’ll tell you all now, if I were Lord Sugar and for some strange reason I found myself reading that I was described as a ‘cumstain’, I’d be very angry and upset. Who wouldn’t be? You’d be an odd sort of fish if you were happy to be referred to as a stain following an ejaculation of semen.
I’ve been called many names in my time but never has my presence on this good Earth ever been likened to a stain brought about by a deposit of semen. And so, given my forthright objection to this very negative descriptive word that describes Lord Sugar as a ‘cumstain’, I’m telling Cardin now if the Constable ever taps on my door asking me what my views are on Lord Sugar, I’m going to say exactly what I think, which is, Lord Sugar is probably a wanker, though I’ve no certainly it’s true, who’s got little or no knowledge of poverty levels in our once great Country but he is most definitely not anything like a stain caused by a rapid deposit of manly semen accompanied by a howl of delight, ‘You’re Fired,’ after Lord Sugar has finished rubbing his penis
Wirral In It Together
Oct 6, 2015
What A Wanker, No Poverty In The UK Claims Alan Fucking Sugar
In reply to: That it’s come to this! The author of this ‘piece’, the remarkably gifted Cardin, who’s literary works have relied upon a high intelligence quotient and an impressive command of the English vocabulary, has now sunk into the uncharted depths of our civil gutter and described Lord Sugar as a …
Not guilty Bob. I’m innocent, I tell ya. Hahaha 😆
Bobby 47
Nov 5, 2015
Halloween Special : Haunted
God above! I had no idea. They both look so dreadfully poorly. How on earth did Wirral Leaks manage to get these two telling images that do a great deal to demonstrate what happens to your face following demonic possession. Hats off to The Leaks I say. You don’t capture photographic images like these without patience and a fair measure of good fortune.
Poor bastards I say! Course, there’s no telling who’s possessed by what. You simply can’t say. Some fool with limited knowledge might take a stab at the answer and name the demon that’s contorted the face of Councillor Davies, but it’d be a guess and nothing but a guess.
My view is it’ll be both the Incubus and the Succubus. Not together mind. These two demonic spirits only ever take a host body separately. By the looks of Frank, I’d say it’s the Incubus but it’d be a guess based only on my past involvement with the Ouija Board when I summoned up the spirit of my late wife in an effort to discover where the rotten old bag had hidden me porn collection.
Mind, Councillor Davies looks equally bewildered doesn’t he. Just look at his teeth. That’s the work of the Succubus. I’m sure of it. You don’t get teeth like that if you’ve encounter the Incubus. It’ll be the Succubus. I’m certain of it. This dreadful demonic spirit is noted for attacking and buggering up the dental structure of the upper and lower jaws, hence the ‘suck’ part of its terrible name. Mind, quite why it’s fixated upon buggering up the teeth is beyond me.
No! All in all you’ve gotta take your hat off to The Leaks who once again have produced a remarkable piece of investigative reporting highlighting the dark forces that haunt Wirral BC.
Bobby 47
Nov 25, 2015
My old work location. Yes, it’s actually true this !!
It’s some legacy Cardin and one you should be proud of. To think, that after you and because of you, they’re feeling compelled to be a little kinder to the inhabitants, that’s no small achievement and one you should feel very proud of.
Course, Bats and Newts and any other manner of creature that walks, crawls, takes flight and swims around this grand old building won’t ever know that their safe habitat is down to a prickly menace of a scrapper of a man who’s refusal to turn the other way and say bugger all has resulted in a swarm of public servants regretting the day they ever chose to mistreat the weak and the vulnerable and take their money.
Mind, it’s only you and I that think this and you’d be a fool and an odd sort of fish if you started wearing matching shoes believing in this here testimonial and evolving into a Big Time Charlie telling all that’d listen, ‘I’ve saved the lives of Bats and Newts me’.
I mean, if you ever drifted into my local Ale House and announced yourself as the man who’d saved a bunch of Bats and Newts you’d be met by the lads in my round who’d probably attack you for interrupting our nightly discussion on ‘women we’d like to kiss’.
Clap it up fella. Enjoy your moment. This is as good as it gets Cardin.
Wirral In It Together
Nov 28, 2015
My old work location. Yes, it’s actually true this !!
Bobby, am fibbyin’ if I said I ever toad the line,
Leap-frog-ging into Backford Hall, was so divine,
Newts to me are everything,
In the sweetest pond that I could swim, so scaley,
And caecilians were breaking my heart,
And snaking my confidence daily,
It’s a tad-pol-itical, but my face like yours is fat,
And I’m eft if I can spawn a better pun than that.
Return to Bomb Alley 1982 – The Falklands Deception, by Paul Cardin
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