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You see, I’m male and not homosexual. I was educated to degree level, but am not especially interested in bonding with myself on that basis. Being of average looks myself, I want to be good-looking for someone else, but that doesn’t cut any ice because I’m just not good enough for me.

AI Robot has obviously never heard of masturbation. For God’s sake don’t anyone tell him about it, otherwise nothing will ever get done and eventually he’ll go blind.

Anyway, the AI concluded: ‘You are a 0% match for her, and she is a 0% match for you’. So it’s goodnight from me, and it’s goodnight from him.

Where would we be without AI? It is the joke that keeps us giggling.

Joe Biden is the antithesis of AI, in that he is artificial without a scintilla of intelligence being anywhere discernible in his make-up. But there is…