
Earlier post on this:
Wirral Globe local crime incident re: Martin Liptrot – published then hurriedly removed. What’s going on?
22nd August 2018
Transcript of a phone conversation between Paul Cardin, writer of this blog and a phone operative at British Transport Police, made yesterday 21st August 2018 at 12:09 PM.
Answer machine: You are through to the British Transport Police non-emergency centre. For emergencies, please dial 999. To ensure we direct your call to the appropriate department, please choose from the following three options:
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To report a crime, please press #1
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If you know the person or staff number of the person you want to be connected to please press #2
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For general enquiries including lost property, please press #3


If I, and it’s bloody highly unlikely that it’d be me, wandered off a well trodden leafy bridle path having been suddenly overwhelmed with a disgusting and desperately irrational need to have an intimate relationship with a member of the bovine species that I’d earlier observed grazing in a lush green meadow that was clearly used for arable farming, and say someone was passing by minding their own bloody business who was perhaps equipped with a functional camera capable of capturing a clear and disgustingly lurid image of a fully grown naked man setting about to violate a black and white Frisian Cow, and say during this violation that breached man-kinds covenant with God and all known criminal-law statutes, together with all things we all readily associate with modernity and acceptable human behaviour, and say the image of me and my fat face, which definitely wouldn’t be me because I’d never behave that way, suddenly appears on the front page of the Wirral Globe website, I reckon it’d be nigh on bloody impossible for me to get the Globes editorial staff to remove my image, not that it would be me, because it definitely wouldn’t be me, from the site unless of course I could quickly explain to them that I was an important person closely associated with the Council.
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We totally agree with that one perfectly-formed sentence Bob.
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Yes. Often is the case I’m tempted to use the full-stop but I believe it interrupts the bounce and flow of a mindless rant that only you and I will bother to read.
Take care old friend. Rob.
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