As this pertinent cartoon (left) indicates rather well, the BIDENEUNATO narrative is about as IABATO as it gets*. The Russian troops are where they are to deter NATO from playing silly buggers in Ukraine, and the Pentagon/State/CIA attempt to poke Putin into doing something he doesn’t want to do is doomed. Our Prime Minister is thus flying to Kyiv to show that by being tough, he can have no effect on Vlad whatsoever, and thus claim some kind of hollow victory.

*It’s All Bollocks And That’s Official

This hasn’t stopped USSOS Wheerknot Blinken from stating the dire consequences of Rasputin daring to try on the suit he doesn’t want to wear. I hear what Blinken is saying here, and would just like to point out that I, the Mighty All Conquering Slog, absolutely will not tolerate any attempt by the Chinese politburo to annex my redoubt here at…