Bobby 47
Nov 5, 2015
Halloween Special : Haunted
God above! I had no idea. They both look so dreadfully poorly. How on earth did Wirral Leaks manage to get these two telling images that do a great deal to demonstrate what happens to your face following demonic possession. Hats off to The Leaks I say. You don’t capture photographic images like these without patience and a fair measure of good fortune.
Poor bastards I say! Course, there’s no telling who’s possessed by what. You simply can’t say. Some fool with limited knowledge might take a stab at the answer and name the demon that’s contorted the face of Councillor Davies, but it’d be a guess and nothing but a guess.
My view is it’ll be both the Incubus and the Succubus. Not together mind. These two demonic spirits only ever take a host body separately. By the looks of Frank, I’d say it’s the Incubus but it’d be a guess based only on my past involvement with the Ouija Board when I summoned up the spirit of my late wife in an effort to discover where the rotten old bag had hidden me porn collection.
Mind, Councillor Davies looks equally bewildered doesn’t he. Just look at his teeth. That’s the work of the Succubus. I’m sure of it. You don’t get teeth like that if you’ve encounter the Incubus. It’ll be the Succubus. I’m certain of it. This dreadful demonic spirit is noted for attacking and buggering up the dental structure of the upper and lower jaws, hence the ‘suck’ part of its terrible name. Mind, quite why it’s fixated upon buggering up the teeth is beyond me.
No! All in all you’ve gotta take your hat off to The Leaks who once again have produced a remarkable piece of investigative reporting highlighting the dark forces that haunt Wirral BC.
Bobby 47
Aug 24, 2015
Corbyn supporters banned from voting in the Labour leadership election #LabourPurge
Me? I’ve got no problem at all in returning to the Labour Party I once knew, voting for them and Corbyn in the next General Election and being cognisant that Labour won’t win power is of no concern to me.
Absolutely no problem at all. In fact, stripped of the window dressing, tempting chewy bites for disillusioned Tories, no make up and no place for the ‘Far Away Eyes’ that bloody Blair and his disciples have shoved down our throats for so bloody long, I look forward to my old party being representative of working people who’ve been let down, lied to and deceived by a form of politics that prostituted the good name of Labour.
As the song goes, ‘just gimmee some truth’. That’s more than good enough for me, and in Mr Corbyn, it’s highly likely and possibly inevitable that we’ll be given the truth without the accompanying tears, sound bites, gimmicks and pointless drivel that’s brought everyone to a place of hope, intolerance to rubbish and a belief that ‘things can only get better’ and there must be something better than Blair and his legacy that’s given us Burnham, Kendall and bloody Mrs Balls.
Bobby 47
Jul 10, 2015
Brook appear to be lying low re: Mike Fowler / foul abuse
Well, that’s it isn’t it. The end result is now inevitable for Mike Fowler. I mean, let’s face it, there’s only one winner and one outcome because Cardin ain’t going to let go. Once he bites, the jaws lock and the recipient either drags himself and Cardin around endlessly and without any respite, or Mike acquires a fifty thousand pound bomb, lugs it up the Wirral and drops it upon Cardin’s head.
Course, that’s excluding the real chance that Mike will be stopped by the Constable and asked, ‘why are you in possession of a fifty thousand pound bomb’. It’s a knotty conundrum for this charity worker who now has his mind set on dealing with The Syphilis and The Gonnarhea, both equally dreadful diseases that I’d rather not be introduced to and infected with thank you very much.
Thinking about it, and I don’t see why I shouldn’t, isn’t it a noble thing to do. Leave Wirral Council with a great big wedge of public money after wrongdoing had been exposed and then giving your services, your life and future aspirations over to the pursuit of fighting the Syphilis and other Sexually Transmitted Diseases that blight the lives of many.
It’s not unlike the old medieval times when, after being shamed, they’d all fly off to a Monastery and devote their time to getting buggered on the hour and every hour by the highly sexed and promiscuous Abbot and praying to God. I think this move to the Charity sector is his way of atoning for the misappropriation of all that money from all those people who were so easily ripped off.
No! There’s no happy ending here. Not for Mike. Quite frankly I wouldn’t even bother with the fifty thousand pound bomb. Great bulky things that present so many logistic problems. How to acquire it for a starters? There’s few available on the open market. How to get it hoisted high enough above Cardin and then have enough skill and ability to get him to stand still beneath it enabling you to drop it on his head and end the misery. Difficult isn’t it!
You see! Nothing is straightforward and easily resolved for Mike. In fact, thinking about it, and Mike wants to explore this whole ‘getting rid of Cardin’ thingy, then I’m more than happy to meet him and painstakingly discuss all his available options but I’ll tell him straight now, every single suggestion that I put forward will involve the chance, and it’s a big one, that if Mike is found out by the Constable, he’ll certainly be required to serve a lengthy custodial sentence.
It’s up to Mike. I’m here if he wants me.
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