
Dear @WirralCouncil,
This is an official Freedom of Information request.
Please provide all information re: plans to commemorate Prince Andrew, the Duke of York’s 60th birthday on 19th February 2020, including the council’s official position on the matter,
Thanks
Paul Cardin
https://twitter.com/Wirral_Innit/status/1225369539455660032?s=19


It’s time for someone to step forward and provide this Prince Of The Realm some support during these turbulent times that are so damaging to all those who are by nature are highly promiscuous, indulge in acts of sexual gratification, login daily to Red Hot Wirral Housewives and diligently recycle their household rubbish.
I for one can say, hand on heart or upon a shed full of bibles, neither Andrew or Gisselle or any agent acting on their behalf has ever tipped up on my threshold, tapped on my door demanding that I submit myself to their physical love. Never! And the sooner others step forward and do likewise the better things will be.
Whatsmore, if Andrew or this wanton strumpet, daughter of Robert Maxwell had burst in, dragged me upstairs and repeatedly violated me during a distressing two hour orgy of frantic sexual activity, I’d have no trouble saying it was so. But it didn’t happen. It never happened and I’d urge others like me, normal people, who daily go about their lives minding their own business spending their limited disposable income on Ale and betting upon uncertain outcomes, to step forward and support Prince Andrew.
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Bob, it’s since been announced that all UK councils have been ordered by the government to fly the flag on Prince Andrew’s birthday. Imagine the fuss created if some fierce patriot – who loves his country but wants to protect his children even more – shinned up this here flagpole on 19th February 2020 and cut down the flag or set it alight?
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