A Party Political Broadcast on behalf of sentient human beings

Rock ‘n Roll Suicide

Time takes a cigarette,

Puts it in your mouth.

You pull on your finger,

Then another finger,

Then cigarette.

The Daily Mail is calling,

It lingers, then you forget,

Oh, no, no, no,

You’re a #UKIP voting suicide.

You’re too old to lose it,

Too young to choose it,

And the clock waits so patiently on your song,

You walk past all history,

But you don’t see, cause you’ve “lived too long”,

Oh, no, no, no,

You’re a #UKIP voting suicide.

The #DailyStar is snarling,

As you stumble across the road,

Then #Today breaks instead,

So you hurry home.

Don’t let #TheSun blast your shadow,

Don’t let #TheExpress pollute your mind,

They’re so unnatural, bigoted, unkind.

OH NO LOVE, you’re not alone,

You’re watching abroad,

But you’re too unfair,

You’ve got your head all tangled up,

But if I could only make it clear,

OH NO LOVE, you’re not alone,

No matter what or who you read,

No matter what or where you’ve been,

All the lies seem to lacerate your brain,

I’ve had my share,

I’ll help you with the pain…

YOU’RE NOT ALONE!!

Just turn up with me,

And you’re not alone,

Let’s turn up and be wonderful,

Give us your vote,

And you’re wonderful,

Give us your vote,

And you’re wonderful.

OH, give us your vote…