Bobby47
Mar 29, 2017
We met the Wirral Council leader for the first time today. We were not impressed
Me and her, the rotten old bag I formed a Union with so many miserable and desperately sad and tragic years ago, are prepared to journey together, up the A49, and after popping in to see relatives on the proper and right side of the Mersey, have agreed to see the patient.
For, if his red head is not down to meeting the menace Cardin, and it’s possible, then the Leader of WBC, the patient, is probably developing high cholesterol and needs to be looked at and quickly before his arteries explode and a massive heart attack ensues.
If during the course of time either Cardin, Nigel or Jon get to chat to him, make him an appointment, fix up a location and I’ll get this harbinger of doom, the wife and nurse to meet him, examine his red head and all parts beneath the thoroughly scrawny neck and if it’s necessary, she’ll pop him on Statins, provide him a diet plan and mentor him as he battles back to a facial and head colour more closely akin to a colour tone of the light spectrum that’s more familiar with the skin tones of the human head.
There you go. You cant get fairer than that!
Bobby47
Mar 27, 2017
We met the Wirral Council leader for the first time today. We were not impressed
Say what you like and argue all you want but that head is red. My tormentor of forty two years, the bloody wife, is a Nurse and when I showed her this image of Davies, my words to her were, ‘there you go you rotten old vindictive hag, what’s your diagnostic opinion regarding the hue of his head’.
Her response was telling. She said, ‘I’ve been treating the sick, the insane and those who’ve become obsessed on betting upon uncertain outcomes throughout a long career unblemished by any form of measurable achievement and in all my years, never have I seen a head as red as that and believe me, I’ve seen some red heads during my time tending those who’s heads have become red and they’ve visited me begging, ‘me heads turned red. Sort me out Nurse’.
Her conclusion, ‘Has he just met Paul Cardin?’.
Bobby47
Mar 26, 2017
Wirral Council. New Customer Service System soon… BUT… will it be bullied into position?
To understand the incompetence that’s infested all the tiers of the hierarchy within Hereford Council and its many arms length companies created to confuse, secrete and generally buggar all things up, imagine a bag of rats wriggling around in a bucket of rancid sludge, factor in a kick in the testicals on a cold November day and then being told you’ve got the Syphilis, multiply that terrible discomfort and disappointment by a factor of fifty and you’re half way to understanding just how fucked up and bastardised it’s all become down here, here in Hereford where, just like Wirral BC, they’ve managed to corrupt and taint all with a great big thick fat sweaty lump sum of a Gagging Payment to ensure that they’ve ‘Crowded The Dock’ to make it nigh on impossible to get anybody to open up, tell the truth and admit that ‘getting my forty thousand quid for keeping my mouth shut about my bullying actvities came as a wonderful and pleasant surprise’.
And worse, as if that’s not bad enough, and it bloody ought to be, these bottom feeding, parasitic, leaching tics that feast upon the trough of public funding then get given a clean bill of health, a wonderfully crafted glowing reference implying ‘this fucker is excellent value for money’ and round and round it all goes. Slime from one ear to the other, relentlessly and endlessly costing us all a barrow load of cash as they move about beneath the umbrella of public service building up their pension pot, being gifted their Gagging Payments as they cling to the ideology of Common Purpose that demands if you want a complete toss pot of an incompetent bungling idiot that the private sector spat out years ago because they weren’t wanted, then this useless, underperforming, unwanted and really not needed twat is the one for you to relace the last useless underperforming, unwanted and not needed twat who’s now ensconced in another borough Council who’s Chief Executive quite liked the idea of having his old mate back alongside him as they go about their latest bucket of bollocks called ‘transformation’, crafted and designed to buggar up what they failed to buggar up during and throughout their last blue sky thinkng, gimmick laden pile of urine stained ideas that were supposed to save us all a million quid and create endless opportunities to blow your fucking brains out if your fortunate enough to own a small pocket Derringer pistol and a single bullet that’ll end the misery of watching the money leave our pockets!
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