I have been travelling of late, albeit trying at the same time to stay in touch as Carry On Covid morphs rapidly into The Omicron Omnibus of Lewis Carroll (Wacky Baccy version).

The Story so far: Prime Sinister Doris Jobsdone and his depraved assistant Mad Mike Govicron are in receipt of “very disturbing data” about the South African Black Death variant. It seems that this homoaeopathically deadly mutant is giving out false clues suggesting that it’s maximum power weighs in at 3.7 sniffles only because the Ulumboola savages haven’t been vaccinated. In an amazing act of disorganised stupidity, the beastly and flippant SA Government has produced a very high level of Whitty’s Impossible Herd Immunity completion via the insanely dangerous route of leaving Covid19 alone to cull 24 per 10,000 of the population suffering from Alzheimer’s, bellies that arrive two minutes before their arses, AIDS and Already Dead Syndrome.

Now…